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Have A Vengeance Biscut Recipe

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Course Appetizer, Baked Goods, Side Dish
Keyword The F*ck You Buffet
Author number-four

Ingredients

  • 2½ cup flour
  • 2 tbsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp salt
  • ½ cup butter
  • 1 cup + 1 tbsp buttermilk divided
  • 2 tsp honey
  • ( 2 tbsp butter + 1 tbsp honey ) (idk why it’s in parenthesis I’m gonna have to start guessingnow. I THINK this is an alternate adaptation as opposed to ½ cup of butter and 2 tsp ofhoney but, again, never baked)

Instructions

  • Mix. All of it. Every last square tablespoon. M I X
  • Uhhhhhhhhhh
  • Preheat oven to 425° on the double layer dial.
  • Bake 15 mins.
  • C O N S U M E

Notes

Note from the Spiteful: Alright so bear in mind that I’ve literally never baked a thing in my life and I am currently postmental breakdown so this might be a copied recipe but it’s not printed out like the rest in the Vague Book and she says she made it herself (from my vague recollection).
BTW I snagged this from the kitchen at 3am there ARE no instructions It’s just Ingredients + Oven Temp & Time I’m pissin’ in the west wind with this but anyway Please, Enjoy, I Despise My Mother And All She Stands/Sits For.
Transcriber's Note: This is more or less exactly as it was written in the recipe. Please see PDF of this book for the delightful chaos.